Defintion: What with the superbowl just around the corner, we thought we'd take the opportunity to talk about one of our favorite things - poop. You take the browns to the superbowl when you've got a big one on deck. To go along with the theme, here are a few more classifications:
Drop a steak: This is your standard poop, varying in size, juiciness, and cut.
Ice the Chocolate Cake: This is when you lay a turd, then drizzle it with a few chunky remnants. Mmmmmm!
Tar Baby: This is the dark variety - always tricky to get out the poop chute. When you're having trouble, we like to say you've got a Tar Baby Stuck in the Briar Patch.
Jolly Green Giant: This beanstalk's of the big, green, chunky variety.
Ghost Turd: This is when your poop goes into stealth mode. You don't see it, don't hear it, but when you look into that glimmering bowl, lo and behold there's a turd.